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ShopSeptember 2003
In
which I arrive in Cairo, explore the city, acquaint myself with the
charming inhabitants, tour Alexandria, try and fail to get a job.


September 13th 2003 Saturday
Today
I arrived in Cairo. I have already noted several waves of shock passing
through my brain. This is definitely the weirdest and boldest thing
I’ve ever done in my life. I’ve not slept in several days- this hotel,
the Berlin, is incredibly awesome. I need to eat, drink, and sleep,
then I’ll write more. P.S. Things to do-find water, flip-flops, and cut
off my hair. Ma’as Salehma.
Night-I walked around
and ate some crusty pasta type dish for LE 2.50. I notice everyone
stares at my hiking boots-apparently these are very weird here.
Everything here is so old and beautiful. This hotel has ceilings easily
18 feet high, insane exposed wiring, weird dark alcoves filled with
rubbish, an ancient elevator, several cats, a lizard in the shower, and
it smells like an old book. The toilets are brilliant-no T.P., just a
stream of water to spray the anus. Very sustainable. There are almost
no foreigners on the streets. Some people stare at me, but most seem
friendly. The traffic is wild-totally anarchic and perilous. The market
I walked through had what appeared to be a living turkey vulture shop.
Flying in from Switzerland, across the delta, strange forms appear
below, all shrouded in a yellow fog. I glimpse the step pyramid at
Saqarra, the vast megalopolis. As soon as the plane touched down, all
the Egyptians got up and started rummaging through the overhead
compartments, causing the Swiss flight attendants to throw a serious
spazz. Waiting then in a long line with tourists and other Arabs, most
women in hejab, some with full black burqa. Saudis (?) in brilliant
white robes. I tried without luck to find the bus and took a taxi
instead, enduring long hotel toutage-but the two drivers dropped me off
at last. I went up into an exceedingly dark and mysterious building to
find my hotel. The owner is very nice and gave me much gentle advice
before I set out to find dinner. Everyone seems to shout “Ya Achmad!” I
wonder what that means. Many children beg, selling packs of Kleenex. A
cute girl aged about 4 sits in the gutter with no legs, begging. Very
weird signs. A mysterious stencil with a skull. Many people selling car
window handles. People riding very burly old bikes in traffic. A man
mentions my mustache. All the rooftops are covered with rambling
squatter shacks. Horn use is constant. I’m still buzzing after my short
nap. Tomorrow I will lay in some stores and relax more.
September 14th, 2003 Sunday
This morning I explored downtown, got sort of lost, but found my way
back. I also bought some slippers for LE33.5. Probably this should have
required bargaining, but I just didn’t bother, because it’s like $5. I
saw lots of cool stuff on the street today-animals and posters. The
Koran is everywhere here- civil servants and shopkeepers read it all
the time, and recordings of recitations are played constantly. I really
want to learn the Arabic, but when I try to speak the little I know, it
seems to cause confusion- people are more comfortable with their bits
of broken English. Another thing to consider- I seem to go too fast in
every way. I need to slow down and let things develop and play out. I
figured out about the skull “graffiti”- it’s a warning sign on
electrical boxes. Most have a lot of writing and a skull and
crossbones, very scary, but some have a happy face and cross bones-an
awesome design. I wrote some emails today. Tomorrow I’ll visit pyramids
with another guest at the hotel. Then Tuesday I’ll try to contact IH
Heliopolis. Meanwhile, I like to listen to the radio- there is all
sorts of weird stuff on. Sort of Arabic restaurant music, LA hip-hip,
Koranic chanting and really cool dance music. I don’t exactly seem like
the brightest bulb in the chandelier. I tried to use a 50pt note as a
LE 50 note. Jeez. But this is something that can be overcome. I’ve
always been bothered by obsessive, involuntary memories of embarrassing
situations and stupid things I’ve done, and I seem to rack up an
inordinate amount of these while traveling. However, I’ve decided to
not give a shit about this anymore.
September 15th 2003 Monday
Today I went on a big trip to various pyramids with a nice French
couple. We shared a taxi, which took us to Giza, Saqarra, Memphis and
Dashur. The first sight of the great pyramid, rising too huge over the
squalid concrete hovels, was astonishing. It was much bigger than I had
imagined- meticulous, inscrutable, terrible. What the hell prompted
people to construct this vast mountain, and to accuracies of less than
1mm is something I’ll never know. Examining the fitting of the blocks,
I found it perfect, with no gaps-straight lines, as if of one solid
block. And this accuracy was in the interior limestone blocks, not the
casing. Entering the King’s chamber, I found about 40 sweaty people
meditating. The sheer size of the thing is astonishing. -I also had the
opportunity to practice my French, which was very enjoyable. The red
pyramid at Dashur was most interesting, with three sequential corbelled
chambers. Perhaps as interesting as all the ancient piles of rubble was
the taxi ride through the countryside South of Cairo. I observed a huge
date palm plantation lining the road for miles, with corn planted
underneath. The road paralleled an irrigation canal, which featured the
bloated, rotten carcasses of many cows. Kids were swimming and fishing
in it. Along the more urban parts of it were smoldering piles of
rubbish and people sleeping wrapped in mats. We also saw a funeral
outside the Memphis museum. In a temple near the small pyramid of Pepi
we observed carvings on the wall. I detected something brutal,
repetitive and alien about them. Scenes of animals being slaughtered
repeated on and on, people bearing heaps of food, smelling flowers, the
name of a king repeated endlessly. The shattered remnants of this
civilization are disturbing to observe, as if in them we see the
familiar aspects of our world in their atavistic reduced form. The
glorification of the mighty, power and control, bureaucracy,
engineering, the erection of hubristic follies. Of course, these spare
remnants will probably endure long after our civilization has been
reduced to a stratum of plastic bags and bottles. Of the great pyramid,
an older monument, I feel differently. I cannot understand it, but I
feel that it clearly has some profound purpose or meaning, if only
because of its mind-blowing scale, and the perfection of its
craftsmanship. It is clearly a level above the other pyramids, which
seem to be composed of loosely piled blocks and stones. Also
inescapable is the fact that it is so far superior to anything that the
millennia of Egyptian history following it were able to produce. So
many things in our world seem to spring at once into existence, reach
perfection almost immediately, and then lapse into interminable periods
of decay and decline.
September 16th, 2003
This day I walked through packed streets to the museum of Islamic art,
but it was sadly closed for renovations. I then walked around the Khan
Khalili, and up to Hakim’s mosque and back, stopping for a wonderful
glass of pomegranate juice. These stupid shoes I bought were killing my
feet, even after I modified them. I came back to the hotel and had a
shower and a nap. I’ve been keeping up a lively email correspondence
with Martha and Jesse. I had a beer at the Stella cafeteria, then
walked up to Midan Ramsis and had a chat with two expats about Cairo.
Tomorrow I’ll have a job interview out in Heliopolis at the ILI, so now
I’ll listen to the radio for a bit on my walkman, then try to get some
sleep. I’m still not entirely adjusted to the time here, and I tend to
get very sleepy at about 4 in the afternoon, and it soon becomes
impossible to resist the urge to sleep then.
September 17th, 2003
This day I traveled out to Heliopolis to do an interview at the ILI
school there. The interview went well, and I observed a long class
taught by Anne-Marie, a very expert teacher. Apparently, they are
desperate for teachers. I have a demo lesson to do on Sunday afternoon
from 4:30 to 5:45. My one reservation is that Heliopolis is one of the
most horrific places I’ve ever seen. It has all of the pollution and
traffic of Cairo, with none of the exciting mad energy or sense of
history. Actually, the traffic is considerably worse, as there are no
pedestrians. It is the rich part of town- either a sort of dusty,
cheesy poshness, or just degraded concrete Stalinist apartment blocks.
The school itself seems like a really excellent place- everyone is
friendly and sympathetic, and the resources are ample, however, I think
living out here would totally suck. Its about 30-40 minutes to Cairo
from there. Later, at least before Sunday, I will try to go by the ELS
center in Dokki. This evening I hung out in Midan Orabi, a place I
really like. It was packed with all sorts of people, and continual,
unabating total mad chaos. Vendors burdened with every sort of crap,
(lamps, balloons, belts, bread, tea, inscrutable plastic objects) kids
and cats swarming around, everyone sitting on the corroding concrete
ledges. Then I bought a Stella beer for LE5 and went back to my room to
drink it and read this book I got: Rousseau’s Reveries du Promineur
Solitaire.
September 18th, 2003
This day
I moved to the very fancy Carlton Hotel, in order to compose my Demo
lesson in air-conditioned comfort. I can’t think in the heat. My room
(#51) has a wonderful balcony. I also visited Zamelik and the market at
Bulaq. The entomology museum was however closed.
September 19th, 2003
This day I visited the Egyptian Museum, Coptic Cairo, and the very nice
Nilometer. The Akhenaton colossal hermaphrodite statues were most
impressive. The Coptic museum was, like the Islamic Museum, closed. I
did buy some funny Coptic stickers for the Delta. The Copts seem to go
in for kitsch much more than the Muslims. Did I mention I shaved my
head? I ate in a fancy restaurant of Chinese type tonight.
September 20th, 2003
This day I walked down Sharia Muhammad Ali to the 876 AD mosque of Ibn
Tulun. This walk involved getting lost for a considerable period of
time in strange markets and alleys, but I eventually found my way
there. It was pretty awesome. There were thousands of archways, each
with its own intricate pattern of interlocking geometrical
tessellations and organic, floral designs. I was reminded of molecules
and chemical structures, as well as the Koran’s references to there
being signs in plants. Unfortunately the spiral minaret was closed. I
walked back to my nice hotel and had a nap. Then I reviewed my lesson
plan for tomorrow and went out and had a really excellent Egyptian
pizza called Fiteer, and a Stella at the cafeteria Horreya. All the
streets here are named stuff like Sharia Mansheit Horribile Nazi
Ghonorrhea. As for the traffic, I’ve observed that although it appears
totally chaotic, it does work, i.e.: everyone knows what to do, and it
has its own rules. Strange rules may seem like chaos to a stranger.
September 23rd, 2003
Now I’m staying at the Dahab Hotel. Very nice. This day I walked to the
British Council and dropped off my resume there. Then I walked to the
Al-Azar footbridge and bought my third pair of shoes there. These ones
suck too. At least I learned the Arabic word for flip-flops- shib-shib.
I’m sure my problem of finding a decent pair of sandals here is somehow
emblematic of my failure to get grounded, or something. The past few
days I’ve felt angry and today I had a vision of a snake inside every
person. The snake can be a black, clotted coil of wrath, or a smooth
sinuous flow. I realized that one can control one’s own snake. Later
today I realized that this was of course the Kundalini serpent. I guess
my lesson on Sunday didn’t go over so well. It seemed sort of so-so to
me, but the teacher didn’t seem too impressed. They already knew the
second conditional into the ground, and that’s what the lesson was
about. I have learned some key Arabic phrases: A- da- what’s this
called. Now I can always ask people what things are called. I visited
the used car part market in Bulaq today. Far fucking out. Also a long
market street. Women selling rotted piles of fish covered in flies. I
felt sad to see that. I also bought a roasted ear of corn (eh da –DoDi)
and only moments later a pick up full of cops screeched to a stop and
the cops poured out and seized the corn roasting stand (this consisted
of a metal box with some coals and a stack of corn piled on some
baskets) and burning rubber taking off. I’m curious why they did that.
It seemed really weird. All the other sock and watch-strap vendors
packed up at evening call to prayer, so maybe its illegal to sell shit
after then. I don’t know. As for general progress, I really need to
find a job here. Tomorrow, I’ll visit the AUC, perhaps.
September 24th, Wednesday
Mostly rested today. I sat in Midan Ramsis for a long while today,
listening to the evening call to prayer and watching people go by. At
the Dahab I met a fellow Xander from Portland Maine. He went to
Evergreen and knew some Reedies I knew-Reza, Dante, and John Otto. Had
a good long talk with him about Islam and Egypt. He said to keep a
record.
September 25th, Thursday
I woke up
wreathed in wrath and almost fought a man, but then calmed down. I
realized that I don’t have to get a job here if I don’t want, and can
travel anywhere on the planet. I once more visited Coptic Cairo to buy
more of their awesome kitsch to send to Portland friends and to adorn
this book. Then I came back to my hotel and took a nap. Woke up and
studied the Arabic alphabet on the roof until sunset call. It’s nice to
hear the call start up in various sections of the city. I had some
dinner and a Stella at the Cafeteria Horreybile. I’ve taken to carrying
around my jaw harp and playing it when playing it when kids ask me for
money or people try to get me to come to their cousin’s papyrus shop.
This is a lot better than pretending to be Russian or just telling
people to fuck off.
I went to have a tea at a
local ahwa and ended up having an interesting conversation with a
Coptic Christian. He had spent time in the states and was a systems
administrator or some shit. He was totally pro-American and pro-Bush.
In his view, America was the land of opportunity, as here in Egypt he
was discriminated against for having a Jewish name “Samuel.” He was
pro- war and said that Saddam had killed three million, and that nobody
could talk freely in their ahwas during his reign, or else the police
would come and beat them. He also said that Egyptians should be
grateful for the massive aid they get from the Americans. Apparently,
the sewer system was paid for by the USA. In his view, the Egyptians
just didn’t have their thinking straight- they are intolerant,
conservative, and very anti-US, but at the same time they are getting
massive dollars from the US. I was almost convinced by his talk about
supporting the war. It’s true that Saddam was an evil bastard, but the
US can’t just go about launching unprovoked wars against other nations.
In addition, Bush’s reasons or excuses for the war were absurd lies:
the WMD and the implied connection to 9-11. Its all too clear that
Bush’s puppet masters wanted the war for other strategic reasons:
namely, to allow troops to withdraw from Saudi Arabia, and to generally
increase our military, with its attendant expenditures. But anyway, its
interesting to hear a pro-US voice here. I really want to talk to some
Egyptians who oppose the US too, but everyone I meet seems to adopt at
least a veneer of pro-US sentiment out of fear of offending me.
Hopefully if I can learn some Arabic I can initiate these discussions
more effectively.
Currently, my plan is
thus: to visit Alexandria and Upper Egypt for a while, then maybe come
back to Cairo and study Arabic in some formal classes for a while
before trying to find a teaching job. According to Xander, Damascus
Syria is a pretty cool place too. Tomorrow I’ll try to visit this one
school in Zamelik, and then imshahallah I might visit a mosque in
Islamic Cairo.
As I was walking around tonight,
I suddenly realized why I didn’t get the job teaching at International
House Heliopolis. It’s kind of funny how dense I can be sometimes. It
took me four days to realize this. We were practicing the 2nd
conditional used for impossible situations in the present, and we were
saying sentences like “if I was a woman, I would do X.” One student
said what sounded to me like “If I was a woman, I would be very
expensive.” I repeated this to the class “…you would be very
expensive?” sort of trying to make a joke of it. Of course, all the
women in the class were probably seriously embarrassed, as was the
evaluating teacher, who wore hejab and was very serious. It might not
seem like a big deal, as it didn’t to me at the time, but now that I’ve
been here a bit longer, I realize it was probably considered really
bad. It seems pretty funny to me anyway. Fuck em if they can’t deal
with it. What seem interesting to me is that it took me so long to
realize what I’d done. This points out a strange thing about myself: I
can be very sensitive to certain things when I am in groups of people,
like if another person catches what I’m thinking, or is upset or angry
with another person, yet at the same time I can be just massively dense
when it comes to catching on that I myself am being annoying or
improper. I’ll just keep doing what I’m doing, long after everyone else
has realized I should have stopped. This seems to happen exclusively in
school settings. Hmm. This characteristic obliviousness is something
I’ve always admired in other people. Like I remember how this one time
in 8th grade this kid Seth Hendricks picked a fight with me. It took me
literally YEARS to realize why he’d done this: because I’d been getting
way too friendly with his girlfriend Jen Peer. The reason must have
been obvious to others at the time. But like I’ve always admired people
who just go on doing their own thing regardless of what other people
think. I’ll always regard this as a high virtue. I suppose my goal
should be to attain awareness of what others think of me, but not to be
concerned with it. At certain times it will be useful to understand
other’s opinions about me, but it is more important to let my own
spirit and destiny flow where it will without being at all concerned
with what the other monkeys may happen to think.
September 26th, 2003 Friday
This day I walked over to Zamelik to look for a job at this one school,
but it was closed (being Friday I guess). Anyway, it looked like a
school for kids. There were many embassies in the area, and the streets
were lined with cops of every variety and description. The amount of
police here is astounding. Anyway, I wandered around the island
for a long time. I seem to have this problem where I just keep walking
forever. I’ve been doing it for days, walking all around Cairo
endlessly. As I was walking around the upper West side of Zamelik, I
heard this strange garbled babbling coming across the river from
Imbaba. It sounded like hundreds of different rants were being played
simultaneously at very high volume on very poor sound systems. When I
got to the Northern part of the Island, I could hear this weird
babbling coming from all over Cairo. I guess this was sermons. Xander
told me that all the sermons are issued by the state. Walking around
Zamelik, trying to find this one restaurant named “Al Dente,” I came
across streets blocked by people praying on rolled out Astroturf. At
last I found my restaurant and had some good pasta. The I walked back
along the corniche and read a funny newspaper called the Egyptian
Gazette. At last I made my way across endless lanes of traffic to my
hotel and wrote some letters. I had a nap, then studied the alphabet
some more. I’ve learned various letters so far. Then dinner and more
hours of aimlessly wandering around the city. A crazy man pretended to
attack me with wooden blocks. A cop distracted him. Later I saw him
attack a big African in a white galabiyya. I bought two Stellas and
came back to the Dahab Hotel. Tomorrow I will try to visit a mosque, an
ATM, and consolidate my shit. Sunday I’ll go to Alex for a few days.
Perhaps I will sacrifice a goat to the mighty god of weirdness and
obscurity.
Fun facts about Cairo:
1. If all the belts in Cairo were stretched end to end, they would reach from Earth to Jupiter14 times.
2.
If all the replacement watchstraps in Cairo were connected, they would
reach from Midan Tahrir to Shubra. The average Cairene man replaces his
watchstrap 27 times each year.
3. If all Cairenes turned into
millipedes, there would still be 500,000 extra shoes for them to wear,
in the stores along Qasr El Nil alone.
September 27th, 2003
This day I visited the awesome mosque of Qaitby in the Northern
Cemetery. I walked out past the Khan and into the weird rubble strewn
cemetery. The people there seemed nicer than the more urban Cairenes.
The mosque itself was in two parts, each much taller than wide. The
back part where Qaitby and his sisters are buried next to the prophet’s
footprint was particularly amazing. The dark dome towered vertiginously
overhead, illuminated by small, brilliantly colored glass
windows. A single chain hung from the apex. The guard and I made
echoes. The carved Koran stand was inlayed with intricately inlayed
ivory panels. The guard then unlocked the door to the minaret and let
me climb up alone. I went up to the roof and observed geometric
intricacies. Then I continued up the dark twisting staircase to the top
of the minaret. The inside of the minaret stones was carved with suras.
From the top the view was amazing. I could see the whole cemetery, the
hills, the Citadel, and downtown far away. Wires trailed in the
staircase, leading to speakers. While I was up there, the noon call
began. I listened for a while, then descended. I walked around the roof
some more, and observed the endless piles of trash and rubble far
below. This rubble seems to be uniquely characteristic of Cairo. The
streets and storefronts are meticulously swept, but any other space, be
it rooftops, vacant lots, alleys, or ledges, will accumulate deep
layers of plastic bags, broken pottery, water bottles and indescribable
rubbish. I then went down and the guard showed me a well. I used the
word Maya (water). As I descended the steps, a blind man was led up. He
wore a sort of fez and seemed to be a holy personage. I passed under an
archway and saw a young man loping along on all fours. I retraced my
path back downtown and to my hotel. On my walk I came to perceive that
the outer universe we perceive is a direct reflection of our inner
state. Yesterday, or rather the day before, when I was so angry, I
encountered and created anger in the people I met. Being in this giant
city has made me realize with especial force, that the polarity of our
inner state, over which we can exercise control, radically determines
the nature and content of all we encounter in our experience. I think
that if I were to spend all day in my room meditating on millipedes, I
would go out at night and find them everywhere, in books,
advertisements and conversations. Were I to do the same with darkness,
light, happiness or wrath, or any other subject or mood under the sun,
that same thing that I chose to cultivate in my mind, I would meet in
the world.
September 28 2003 Sunday
This
day I took a train to Alexandria and signed into the hotel Acropole.
The train ride was rather relaxing, through the delta. The man sitting
next to me recited the Koran for about an hour before falling asleep
and snoring loudly. I read the English newspaper Al-Ahram. Its
treatment of THE PRESIDENT Hosni Mubarak was kind of funny.
Apparently anything he does is a priori good, and any problems with the
government are caused by his minions or other minor officials. The
papers will say things like “As everyone knows, Mubarak was correct in
his summary of…” or “world leaders echoed Mubarak’s call for X.” This
slavish bootlicking is vaguely amusing. There are also huge posters of
THE PRESIDENT which one can see on the street from time to time. One of
these induced a minor revelation in me as I walked to Ramsis train
station this morning. I came cross an enormous new building which was
apparently some sort of Ministry of Truth headquarters. The names of
various government owned newspapers were emblazoned on it. On one side
of the building a huge image of a very smug looking Mubarak, complete
with sunglasses, was depicted at least six stories tall. The image of
Mubarak overlooked small images of newspaper printing apparatus, and
small figures of workers. This image appeared to me to be frankly but
unconsciously Pharonic. The vast scale of the depiction of the leader,
overseeing minute workers carrying out their daily tasks, was obviously
analogous to ancient Egyptian art. It was at this point that I realized
that the Egyptians, after having thrown off 2222 years of foreign rule,
re-established the pharonic succession interrupted millennia ago. It
now appears that Mubarak’s son will succeed him when he dies. While
there is certainly something reassuring in this tenacity of national
characteristics, there is also something grossly revolting in the
contemplation of these vast millennia of subordination and submission,
veneration of rulers and unquestioning, doglike slavering. This
pharonic tendency to veneration of the Pharaoh, and of subordination of
the self, of course brings to mind the topic of Islam, which means
submission, but to Allah, not the Pharaoh. It is odd to see men who
have developed dark calluses on their heads from praying. I’m not
really sure what I think of this.
Anyway, once
in Alexandria I had some dinner and then walked out along the corniche
to the site of the pharos. Here is a fort built by the same Qaitby.
Then I came back to my hotel and drank a Stella. Fortunately, the beer
store is located in the same building as this hotel. Tomorrow I’ll try
to visit catacombs.
September 29th, 2003 Age 26
This day I arose and had a breakfast at my hotel. During this repast,
which consisted of an egg, boiled, bread, tea, and a wedge of cheese,
enclosed in an aluminum wrapper, I espied a member of the fly clan, of
enormous proportions and dignified demeanor. I wanted to kill it.
Comply the fly did not, but flew away. After this encounter, I set out
for the Serapeum, and managed to get gloriously lost in a dense network
of goat-clogged alleys. At one point I came across a huge tent set up
in the street, carpeted and filled with folding chairs. Perhaps a
festivity was planned. Chickens and huge gnarly turkeys scrabbled
amongst the piles of rubble. Ornate wooden doors, ancient and warped,
gave access to obscure interiors, or held back mountains of trash. At
last I found the enterence to the catacombs I sought. Huge tour busses,
tinted and air-conditioned, towered over the local conveyances. I
entered a small dusty field filled with Roman remains, and crossed to a
spiral staircase descending far below the surface. This led to a deep
warren of Roman tombs carved out of the sandstone. To the left was a
triclinium, or banquet hall. Apparently these Alexandrians held funeral
feasts far below on the occasion of a death. These must have been
splendidly morbid occasions for gluttonous slurping of soups and
ripping of roasted flesh. Farther along and deeper lay the main tomb,
flanked by unflattering miniature statues of the deceased. The interior
was decorated with a fascinating mixture of Roman, Hellenistic and
Egyptian death iconography. Strangest of all were carvings of serpent
beings wearing the armor of Roman legionaries. I wandered deeper into
the back parts of the tombs. I was immediately overcome with a
deafening sense of preternatural silence. Although tourists and their
guides were talking loudly a ways off, I could not hear them at all. A
sort of negative echo swallowed any noise I made. At this point I
called on the god Serapis.
Later I observed
that many of the lower loculi or tombs were filled with water. This
certainly was a spooky place. The slanted grain of the sandstone was
visible on the vaulted walls. I wondered where the dead were. Passing
into other parts of the tomb, I saw wall paintings and a glass case
filled with bones. Perhaps these belonged to the famous donkey who
discovered the catacombs. I resurfaced and exited the area. Next I
visited “Pompey’s Piller” and the Serapeum. This pillar was truly
massive and very impressive. I wondered very much how its erection was
effected. It was located on the peak of a sort of ruinous Acropolis.
This was the Serapeum. A network of tunnels was worked deep below it.
Perhaps here some sort of ceremonies were carried out, or initiations
undergone. Leaving this ruinous heap, I lunched in town.
Next I went to
the truly excellent Greco-Roman museum, where among masses of ancient
statuary I observed two particularly interesting examples. The first
was a bust of Demeter, looking powerfully imperious, yet coy and
alluring. She had small moon-horns on her high forehead. The second was
a statue of a totally bizarre and unrecognizable deity, some unlabeled
syncretic nightmare from the miasmic depths of the Helleno-Egyptian
unconscious. The head, although largely obliterated, showed a huge
gaping mouth filled with toe-like teeth, and was surrounded by a
pointed corona. The thing had four wings, a hairy body, and its feet
terminated in cloven hooves. I stood before it for many minutes,
dumbfounded.

The legs suggest the Greek god Pan, the wings some sort of
Egyptian minor spirit, and the halo, perhaps a fallen angel. As far as
the mouth, all that suggested was Lovecraft. Was this Satan? Who knows?
I left it wholly mystified, and returned to my hotel. Altogether, I
find Alexandria a far more salubrious locality than Cairo, not least
because its proximity to the ocean affords actual air to breathe,
rather than the mixture of diesel exhaust and burning plastic found in
Cairo. The people here seem perhaps a little more friendly as well. I
think I’ll stay here another day. After resting at my hotel for a
while, I ventured out for dinner. This turned out to be ta’miyya and
soup at a small diner type place. Next I wandered a bit in the souq
adjoining Midan Tahrir, but exited, fearing the unusually dense crush
of bodies there. I then consumed two Stella and some calamari at a
truly wonderful bar called the cap d’or. Leaving that locality, I
walked down to the corniche overlooking the wide harbor. Here I
observed the waters and briefly contemplated my future which, seems
unusually wide open at the moment.
September 30th, 2003
This day I arose and breakfasted at my hotel, the illustrious Acropole.
Although unembellished by fresh fruits as guava, strawberries, bananas,
pomegranates, or melons, and further lacking waffles, pancakes, bacon,
sausage, or a selection of fine cheeses or roast meats, was
nevertheless distinguished by the notable inclusion of a plastic
canister, sealed with foil, containing a circular gelatinous disc of
apricot jam. Thus fortified, I ventured fourth. Not before remembering,
however, that the strange statue that I viewed yesterday in the
Greco-Roman museum did indeed have arms. These were crossed over the
chest, and each terminated in a hand holding a large key. This
recollection adds a further dimension of weirdness to the recollection
of this statue. Although aware that the ancients had locks and keys, I
did not know that they so closely resembled modern examples. Perhaps
this then was some sort of chthonic gatekeeper.
At any rate, I wandered the town some more and had my photograph taken.
In the afternoon, I made my way up into the old part of town called
Anfushi. This area was really beautiful. The vast market there included
heaps of living seafood, in addition to all variety of fruits, olives
and cheeses. Many horses were pulling carts there. The ancient
buildings lapsed into glorious crenellated decay. I felt like this was
a really good place. O, and earlier I visited the Bibliotheca
Alexandrina, but this was closed. The guard said it would open
tomorrow. The architecture was quite amazing though. Anyways, towards
sunset, I came across a Midan filled with little amusement rides for
children, which led into an area between two beautiful white mosques. I
noticed the young moon between two minarets, and the sunset called to
prayer began. This call was one of the most eerie and beautiful I’ve
ever heard, as it seemed to come from many places at once, and to be
more clear and slowly reflective than others. I walked up more narrow
streets and to the site of the pharos, and watched the darkness creep
up over the sea. Men fished with long reel-less poles. I walked back to
town and had a beer at a strange cluttered bar called The Spitfire,
then a small koshari and brought two Stellas back to the Acropole.
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